Big-Wigs Underestimate Demonic Canadian Geese, Learn To Never Do So Again

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Aug 1, 2021 2:00 PM EDT

Listen, geese aren't the friendliest of animals, but Canadian geese are something else — a folk tale heard all over the internet for those global citizens who don't live up north. Redditor u/Amraff posted this ridiculous story to r/talesfromsecurity about a company big wig who just had to visit the building's fancy veranda even while it was closed until a crazy family of geese could be removed from the property. Hey, it's Canada — their geese don't play games when it comes to whatever area of land they decide is their personal property, regardless of where that area is. Humans often assume they're the top species, but plenty of people would cower just like this group of businesspeople when three angry geese came flying their way. 

Take it from us: plenty of people have had bad experiences with the nasty species of birds that love taking up as much space as possible. Check out 21 stories from people who had bad geese encounters in their lives.

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  • 01
    Font - r/talesfromsecurity u/Amraff · 221d + Join 1 1 3 1 I told you the veranda was closed... A post on Reddit reminded me of a good story from my security days. My building was a mixed used property. We had 5 office towers, a food court and 2 floors of retail. One unique feature of our building, was that on the second floor, we had a outdoor veranda that alot of the office workers liked to sit on and eat lunch. It was very "concrete jungle" as it was pretty much all cement & decorative rock wi
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    Font - Thing is, this was also in Canada... Where Canadian Geese like to nest pretty much anywhere they can find... For those unfamiliar, canadian geese will return to the same spot every year to nest and while they are a protected species (so you can't touch, hurt or kill them or their destroy their nests or eggs), they honestly dont need that protection, they can handle shit on their own. ING DEMONS WITH FEATHERS!!! THEY ARE F Every year, spring would roll around and like clockwork, we would g
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    Handwriting - One day, the company that owned the building had a couple big wigs in from another country for a big meeting and tour. Well apparently, the biggest big wig was not pleased that the veranda was closed and he demanded it be opened up so they could see it. Building Manager took an earful over it and then called me to come unlock it.
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    Font - I arrive and started to explain why the veranda was closed but i just got a very "knowing" look from the building manager, so i shrugged, unlocked it and held the door open for Biggest Wig. I decided to stick around and keep the door ajar and just wait... It took a grand total of about a minute before i heard yelling and another 30 seconds or so before the entourage all came barreling back towards the door, in a full panic, running at full speed. As soon as they all made it through the do
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    Font - While Biggest Wig was trying to smooth himself out while still extremely flustered, i locked the door and asked "so, what do you think of the veranda?" The look the building manager shot me looked like he was about to shove me onto the veranda with the geese, so i decided to quickly take my leave 4 1.5k 175 |↑, Share
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    Font - Bansidhe13 · 221d Roflmfao. I live in B.C in the lower mainland. I can confirm. Canadian geese ARE demons with feathers. Was in Stanley park in Vancouver w a friend. He bent down to tie his shoe.A goose took offense at his cigarette and snatched it right out of his mouth. They're pretty fast too. 157 Amraff OP · 221d Right? When you see them wandering around grazing they look slow but good lord are they quick when they are angry! I have seen far too many people get whooped by them! 79 ...
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